OT: ONN Says Children Oppose Health Care

Onion News Network (ONN), America's finest news source, said back in 2008 that children were strongly opposed to health care.

"It's clear these children are worried that increased government funding for health insurance is a slippery slope to socialized health care."

"So you're saying this is a political issue for them."

"And a moral one. When we asked them if they see universal health care as an unfair burden to certain taxpayers and would they like a lollipop almost all children said yes."

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