In-Your-Face SOTU: Obama Mocks TSA Pat-Downs

Or I should say he mocked those of us outraged by the TSA groping and molesting and harassment, which are all being done under HIS order.

"... it will be faster than flying – without the pat-down."

So the President of the United States is promoting high-speed rail so that the rest of us (remember, he is exempt) can go from place to place without being molested by the government. That's inspiring, isn't it?

The text was in the speech draft, so either he or his 20-something former campaign worker-turned speech writer actually had written it. As what? A joke?

Watch the video. For a moment or two, even the Dems in Congress weren't sure whether to laugh and applaud, which they eventually did. What's there to laugh? What's so funny? What am I missing?

This president's idea of being funny is so foreign to me that I've long concluded that he is indeed an alien, a space alien just like that former prime minister of Japan who babbled about a foreigner-friendly Japan when he couldn't even take decent care of the citizens.

For those of us with earth-bound humor, here's Jessie Ventura suing the TSA.

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